"You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think." - Dorothy Parker's answer when asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence as part of a game of 'Can-You-Give-Me-A-Sentence?'

Parker was an American writer and critic, and she was widely known in the 1920s for her quick wit and skeptical view of romantic relationships. Buy this pithy tee and pay tribute to women of wit.

Artwork by Yaara Cellier —   

Tee Materials & Sizing

These comfortable, semi-fitted tees feature a crew neck and heathered colors.

52% combed, ring-spun cotton and 48% poly.

Garden wisdom cool graphic tees for men.